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Jul. 4th, 2007 @ 09:37 pm Crikey
It's 9:37PM and I've only just realised it's Independence Day in America.  I don't think I've ever forgotten before.  LMAO
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Nov. 20th, 2006 @ 08:52 pm BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In April I helped [info]kristie_yvonne see the light (8 points). Last Monday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [info]queennora's purse (30 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for [info]aaeryn (-10 points). In August I stole [info]sevenoftn's purse (-30 points).

Overall, I've been nice (324 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!

Sincerely,
Selz1977

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Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 06:43 pm Heheheheheh I always knew

How evil are you?
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Aug. 3rd, 2006 @ 07:09 pm Hoo-bleedin-RAY!!
Current Mood: relieved
FINALLY some good news about my job sitch. My contract is being extended until 31 December, so I get to see the drama unfold and I will be able to apply for some of the new jobs when they become available. The funniest thing is I have been asking various members of staff/personnel etc. for help for ages, and today I speak to the other planning team leader and he gets something done the same day.

I shall go to him in future. ;-)
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Jun. 14th, 2006 @ 10:51 pm Mmmm fusball
Current Mood: excited
I'm getting off work at 3pm tomorrow to go and watch England vs. Trinidad & Tobago in the pub. Mmmmm alcohol. :)
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Jun. 7th, 2006 @ 06:58 pm Head straight
I've decided I'm not going to worry about the job sitch until the new positions are revealed next month. Then I can find out what the job grades are and if any are worth going for. It might work out OK, it's possible that Kirsty might apply for one of the support officer jobs (wouldn't be any point in my applying for that one since I don't have enough knowledge) which would free up her old post for me to possibly fill. Or there's the possibility of the enforcement clerk position - it might mean working with middle-aged men but I guess it wouldn't be so bad. Paul has a wind problem though.

The biggest problem is that they won't sort out and advertise the new positions before my contract expires in September. But I guess I can ask that question when the positions are revealed next month.
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Jun. 5th, 2006 @ 07:43 pm Fuck
Current Mood: disappointed
Today turned out to be an interesting day. It's not every day you find out there's a good chance you will lose your job.

Can't remember if I said or not that we had an independent company visit the Council last year a number of times to speak to staff and see how the planning department operates and how it actually works as a whole. The outcome of all that is they have decided to 'shake up' the planning dept, which means a lot of changes. What I'm most annoyed about is we had a departmental meeting a couple of months ago and the chief exec. sat there and said "Nobody's job will be affected." This afternoon I'm told that my position HAS been affected. Myself, Karen and Kirsty as technical clerks, plus the Cranbrook trio, were meant to be moved from DC into a role of 'support', along with a team leader for that section. But the technical clerks will be reduced in number, and because my position has never been particularly specific (I've always thought of myself as a kind of filler person) and because I'm still on a temporary contract, it's looking very likely that I'll be booted. They'll know for sure when the report is finalised around 10 July. I might be able to apply for the role of enforcement clerk (when it becomes available) but other than that it's not likely they'll have any need to accommodate me.

Yeah, cheers and all that. Might be time to start doing my job really half-assed.
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May. 8th, 2006 @ 08:47 pm What??!?
How the hell do I know more Canadian slang than British slang??? LMFAO

Your Slanguage Profile

Aussie Slang: 100%
Canadian Slang: 100%
British Slang: 50%
Prison Slang: 50%
Southern Slang: 50%
Victorian Slang: 50%
New England Slang: 25%

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May. 6th, 2006 @ 09:14 pm This is hysterical
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIRff7MEsCw
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Apr. 11th, 2006 @ 06:37 pm *sigh*
Current Location: My lounge
Current Mood: Agitated
You know, re-watching the Buffy series, seeing the Death of the Slayer vid (see Aeryn's LJ) etc. has reminded me how much I miss BtVS. I can't think of another series that has made me laugh and cry in such equal measures.

Oh, and anyone who thinks I'm sad and/or should get a life/get over a show that's been gone for 2 years, can go shit in a hat.

I thank you.
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Apr. 5th, 2006 @ 11:19 pm Heheheheheheh
Fuk allay'all I'm da sheeeeeeit ;-)

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Mar. 18th, 2006 @ 07:04 pm (no subject)


Guilt
What is yours?
Explain yourself
Culinary: chocolate What's to explain? It's chocolate, I'm a woman.
Literary: Chicklit novels They're actually pretty good. Kinda predictable but some of them have great twists, plus I have favourite female authors who never let me down.
Audiovisual: The Simpsons I'm not actually guilty about it but I couldn't think of anything else.
Musical: Hanson Their first album was really good. So there.
Celebrity: Michael Jackson Only a little guilty but mostly because people always laugh or say mean things when they hear you're a fan of MJ.


Now I tag:-
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Jan. 24th, 2006 @ 07:27 pm (no subject)
So Sprook never liked me eh? Gee, she did an awesome job of pretending otherwise for 3 years. If I'd known you were faking darlin', I'd never have bothered defending your ass on various occasions. More fool me.

And the 'clique' you refer to - at least most of us have met each other - we're FRIENDS, not just online acquaintances. Which is more than I can say for you and the people you pretend to like on here.

One last thing - I HAVE a life. I was out last night and I'm going out tonight. (Incidently, when I come back from being out I don't tell lies in my journals about picking fights with strangers in a fast food joint). I'm just careful with my money, since I don't have everything handed to me on a plate by my parents.

So yeah, thanks for the deception. You really had me going. Bye, hope you enjoy your life once you get out from under your father's thumb.
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Jan. 22nd, 2006 @ 10:42 pm There are no words...
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Used-Pepsi-500ml-Bottle_W0QQitemZ5657486817QQcategoryZ88433QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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Jan. 18th, 2006 @ 08:18 pm (no subject)
Alright now. Since we are getting all confrontational, I have something else I'd like to say. I'm addressing it here because of the whole 'I can say what I like in my own LJ' bit. It works both ways.

Brooke - to be perfectly honest, I don't see what gives you the right to assume my last entry was about you. Aside from the fact it was my first post for over a month, I could be writing about anybody. My world is far wider than an online community. I made no indication to what I was referring, I was just sounding off. You seem to me to have some kind of guilt complex to automatically assume I was talking about you and resort to your drastic measures and poisonous comebacks. I've actually told you by email in the past that you often say things that I don't agree with... don't you think I would have posted about a million entries like that by now?? Why should this be any different??

But anyway. I don't really care what you or anybody else on here thinks of me. The only reason I kept reading your LJ was because it made me laugh when you occasionally spout off about HMC.

So you go and keep your accusatory nature and delete me from your flist if it makes you happy. I couldn't give a rat's arse.

Oh, and notice how I'm not hiding this entry. WHO's the coward?
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Jan. 16th, 2006 @ 08:59 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: disgusted
Some peoples' attitudes to certain things make me want to fucking vomit. No class, no respect, full of inappropriate bullshit.

That's all I have to say.
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Dec. 4th, 2005 @ 05:30 pm (no subject)
Still feeling pretty radge.  I've basically felt like cack for the past 2 weeks if I'm honest.  In fact I don't even feel like the same person since I moved out of home really.  What's that about?  I'm going to try and go to the gym shortly - I haven't been since well before I went to the States.  Hmm yeah, that was the middle of October so I'm not proud.  Maybe that's why I feel like crap huh?

Oooh yeah, I bought an Asian version of the Buffy Season 2 DVD set a year or so ago off eBay (all eps in English obviously, I'm not that much of a pillock LOL)... hadn't actually watched any of it until the last week or so, and find that despite what it says on the tin, it is in fact NOT the complete 22 episodes.  There are only 12.  I am pissed off because now I don't get to see the best episodes where Angel went all evil.  Or even Dru killing Kendra.    I'm moving on to season 3 for the time being, but grrrrrr can you say 'big chunk missing'??  Bah.  Damn eBay con artists.

I go now.
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Nov. 19th, 2005 @ 06:19 pm (no subject)
I'm back. You may rejoice as necessary. ;)
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Oct. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:46 pm (no subject)
All my stuff is in the flat now and my old bedroom is empty and echoey. Everything starts new from this point and I'm not ashamed to say that it scares me. When Ken left me in the flat this afternoon I wanted to cry, missed my mum like instantly. I know those feelings will go away but it's hard in the meantime. I couldn't get hold of my brother this weekend about the three piece suite he's got for me so for the foreseeable I have nothing to sit on and I'm not sure what I'm going to cook for dinner tomorrow night. The cooker looks really old.

So I'm feeling a bit down and melancholy, not sure if that's the right word but I'm kind of thinking about the days gone by, the years I have spent in this room and how I never will again. It's scary and saddening. My phone line is incoming calls only at the moment so don't know when I will get it set up 2-way so I can go online. I will come here from time to time and get on but otherwise don't miss me too much. Love you guys.

Selina
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Oct. 17th, 2005 @ 08:44 pm Yeah so anyway...
Bloody exhausted, trying to keep awake and beat the lag since I have to go back to work tomorrow (what was I thinking??).

My mini-break with the KY crew kicked ass, those guys are so funny it's not funny... heheheh.  I have something like 200 photographs of theirs that Hawk burned onto a disc for me, plus 3 rolls of my own film to develop, so methinks I have plenty of memories.   Nora's wedding (hmmm, maybe I should be saying Nora and BARRY'S wedding, but fuuuuuuuuuuuck that, she'll always be MAHN!) was awesome, lots of dancing and groping was to be had.  Johnna was basically on her feet all night taking the official pictures, she did an amazing job.  I had at the zipper on Nora's dress while we were dancing but she wouldn't let me undress her (I guess there's a first time for everything, right? ), Raine got incredibly drunk and puked at like 4am or something (I think) and the KY crew left at 5:30am and I stayed in the room on my own and was sad.   Fiat looked so pretty and DAMN can that girl dance!!  As can Hawk, he's a badass when he gets down.   Otts was a genius with the music - well done indeed.

I'm sure I'll have more to say when I'm awake, but for now, some memorable quotes and happenings from the last few days:-

"You guys suck balls!" (Raine)
"Come on, son of a bitch!" (Raine - to the camera she was trying to operate)
"Why don't they just build a city on the fucking SUN???!?" (Dusty while at the Hoover Dam in Boulder...something.  It was hot, lol)
"Have at it!" (The KY crew) - this one amused me because I'd never heard it before
Loud belching in the Coke shop (everyone)
"Johnna's gone to get Redneck on their ass!" (Hawk)
"Hello Mahn!  I'm drunk!" (Nora)
"Fuck your breakfast, go and feed my babies!" (Nora to Barry)
Fake farting in the back of the car, followed by hysterical laughter (Raine and Selz)
"Stay there then!  You can sit there for the rest of your fucking LIFE!" (Hawk - to a woman who wouldn't pull out when he let her)
"'Fuck off!' he seemed to say" (Eddie Izzard - by Hawk)
"'Fuck off!' she actually DID say" (Dusty to Hawk)
"Nobody go in the bathroom for about an hour" (Raine)
"Wuss" (Selz to Wish after Wish cried at Hawk and Raine's Vegas wedding)
"I need to go to the loo" (Nora)
"FanTASTic make-up!" (said by everyone at some point or another)
"Well done indeed" (Everyone)
"Cut the fucking cake, bitch!" (Raine to Nora)

That's all I can think of right now.  Well done indeed.
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